A writer and a tropical muse. A funky Lubavitcher who enjoys watching the weather, hurricanes, listening to music while enjoying life with a sense of humor and trying to make sense of it all!
Saturday, February 16, 2019
Back from Miami... Watching Weather, Earthquakes, History and Touching Base with BobbiStorm - 1111 Lincoln Road, Florence 2006.. A Look Back and a Look Forward.
I've been following weather only here and there was time permits while on vacation in Miami. I refuse to obsess about the slight possibility of any sort of frozen preceipt in North Carolina until next winter; if we get snow it will surprise me and I'll be silly and over the top excited. Watching models this past winter, after the surprise snow in November, has been like watching Lucy promise not to pull the football away from Charlie Brown and then she does it over and over again.
I'm more than halfway to the Hurricane Season and thinking of posts to write that would offer some historic and educational value here as we march into March of 2019. You can see the signs online that we are more there in our minds than the pages of the calendar are that are stuck on February 2019.
There's a tropical palace on top of an iconic parking lot.
They paved paradise and built another paradise.
But from the street level....
...who would know what's on the top of the parking lot?
Miami is like that, always evolving.
Always rediscovering itself.
Always redefining itself.
Magical city indeed.
How it looks from down below.
There are secrets everywhere there.
And in life as well.
They paved paradise indeed...
..and put up a parking lot with a hidden mansion on top!
I'm home, back from my Myami vacation (that's how natives like to say it...though my Grandma Mary used to call it "MY-AM-MAH" with a deep Southern drawl that she called a real "FLAHR-da accent" and yes there was something awesome about my Grandma Mary... no one like her really. I found out on Ancestry that she was actually six years older than she told everyone and I'm not even sure she knew that as there was a lot of fussing with birthdates in her family. Shows you what a cute, short, youthful looking woman can get away with over time.... six years... but it explains some discrepancies in her stories she told often that seemed not to make total sense. For instance she told me once she walked in a parade in "Tampeh" (that's how she called it) with her father when she was little and he held her hand so tightly so she didn't get lost as there were so many people there celebrating the end of the Spanish American War. I asked her if she was sure about that because she told me she was born in 1900 and that's really young for her to be walking in 1898! She thought on it and said maybe it was some other parade but I always wondered on that. There was a rumor going around once she was born in 1898 but even then you can't walk in a parade when you are five or six months old... But at five or six you would go to a parade with your father. See my point? The devil IS in the details. She was born when her mother was going on 40, my mother was born when she was also older... I had my last child when I was going on 40. Patterns exist in families. I do not lie about my age but I could get away with it if I wanted to...
This is an off the topic post tonight and I'll resume posts regularly soon, but if you haven't noticed there isn't anything tropical going on right now. I was looking back at some old posts from years gone by when I used to sit up obviously at night refusing to go to sleep and apparently writing in my sleep the oddest posts and people read them it seems. Confessions of a storm tracker out of her mind a times. Looking longingly for some wave that would spin and catch the attention of the men at the NHC who might write a real discussion and that would come close enough to flirt with Miami but not do any real damage. That is the dream you know of all Miami kids.... the thills, the flirting and the excitement but no roof tiles should fly off anyone's roof and no papaya trees lost to the storm and only some minor palm trees swaying and work cancelled so you can go to the beach and watch the waves.
2006.... the year Ernesto came flirting (and sent kickass roses I may add to the library) and Florence confounding the NHC as to why it wasn't doing what they thought it should be doing. What is in a name afterall? That name is now retired, gone with the tropical wind and that ship won't be sailing again in the Atlantic Basin.
What amazes me is that I wrote like that and no I was not high on any substance other than a love of hurricanes and obviously some of my closest friends who also love weather. More diary than blog except for when something was really going on in the weather world. Lots of menus and music and musing on going to Key West which I did regularly back then when I needed a more tropical place than Miami. Oh what a time it was...
Apparently there was an earthquake in September of 2006 in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Tampa (Tam-peh) and it's not that I didn't believe my blog but I Googled it just to be sure. How bout that, talk about a geological event disappearing in the tropical breeze.
Wonder what Dutchsinse would say on that one?
There was Florence in the Atlantic kind of...
...trying to find herself.
Confounding the forecasters.
Not much has changed huh?
Well the name has been retired.
Miami is a unique place.
Diverse and deceptive at times.
Raise the buildings.
Make a parking lot into public space.
And this weekend is the craziest weekend of the year.
The Boat Show meets the Coconut Grove Art Festival.
Miami in February is often an illusion.
And illusions sell.
So do the movies.
And if you are going to film in Miami...
...do it in February.
As for me I'm back in Carolina.
Debating what to do this week...
Wondering on the weekend.
It's the OSCARS in LA.
Far away but maybe I'll wear my Oscar necklace.
It's a real golden copy of an Oscar.
An Oscar charm!
My mother hated it.
She asked me if I had a St. Peter around my neck :(
I showed her it was a mini Oscar.
My ex husband got it for me in a jewelry store in Beverly Hills.
And then the next day they stopped selling them.
Apparently it's against the law to make a graven image of Oscar!
Even in 14K gold.
Beverly Hills was fun.
But it's not as beautiful as Miami Beach or Coral Gables.
Trees are budding in Carolina.
A few even have some flowers showing.
After this week of endless rain....
... maybe more will bud when the sun comes out.
It's quiet in February of 2019.
Looks like there's a party in Rio.
Sometimes I wish I could be as silly as I was in 2006.
Remembering Hurricane Andrew. Hurricane Lane. Invest 95C Very Close to Lane. And a Tropical Wave with Low Chances For Development NOW but Can Things to Change Down the Road Close to SE Coast?
Warning a long blog today.
When I have something to write about in the Atlantic...
.. I can't write long or muse.
Today I'm musing.
Scroll down and find something you like.
Today we remember Hurricane Andrew.
First named storm of the 1992 Hurricane Season.
Slow season.
Tropical Storm Andrew barely survived.
But it did.
Then we barely survived.
The image I have on my wall above my computer.
Good Tweet below.
The last image after the radar blew away at the NHC.
Strong gust...
Today is that day when everyone remembers Andrew.
Well if you lived in Miami you do that's for sure.
Hurricane Andrew.
1992
(Same year Hawaii got hit with Iniki)
I feel like so much began in 1992.
But that's another story I'm not telling here.
Everything changed.
Like some huge meteorological earthquake.
What a storm.
Landfall.
Almost direct hit on Miami...
... it bobbled just a bit to the South.
Slammed into Homestead and the suburbs.
Spared downtown that direct hit.
But we all struggled through the night together.
And we listened to Bryan Norcross in the dark.
On the radio.........
.......the battery operated radio.
Before the electric went out
...it looked a lot like this:
You know we live in parts of Hurricane Country and we know a hurricane can come and visit in any given year and yet whether it's Florida, the Carolinas or Hawaii life goes on until we have something aiming directly at us and then we all go into Hurricane Prep mode and do what we've got to do. If we are newcomers to an area and not familiar with hurricanes we do what everyone else does. We grab the water, the beer and batteries. And, in places like Key West that rarely gets hit we wonder on the magic that we barely ever get a direct hit and light candles and pray at the Hurricane Grotto and give thanks when the hurricane makes landfall somewhere else. People keep thinking it's odd that Hawaii doesn't get impacted more than it does and rarely does it ever get a direct hit. It's a rock in a huge ocean and it's not hard to hit a rock as the people in Key West can tell you but even then the stubborn WNW bound Hurricane Georges found a way. Lane is finding a way to bring tropical weather to Hawaii today. In the Atlantic we are remembering Hurricane Andrew and relieved there is nothing out there like Harvey or Irma or Maria as everyone is still a bit shell shocked from last year.
If the wave only looked as strong as that disturbance...
...over land, inland over the US.
... it would keep it's yellow circle longer.
Been this way all summer and continuing...
...as we slide slowly from Summer to Fall.
If you don't believe me my windows are open.
My AC is resting for a few hours...
There's a breeze coming in from the windows.
Loving it.
Back to Lane and the ongoing coverage.
Why is everyone worried about Hawaii?
"It's not a Cat 5 anymore" people say...
It's getting a rare bit of really tropical weather.
That means flooding, fires and landslides so far.
Also models show different solutions.
Most slide it on by Hawaii....
...as a weaker storm but with much rain.
Time will tell what happens.
There are many models.
Spaghetti Models show many scenarios.
We err on the side of caution always.
You don't need a Cat 3 to have serious damage..
...or loss of life.
Mike explains what's going on in a summary below.
Love his honesty :)
"(which means nothing lol)"
Note even tho NHC gives it low odds.
Something is there.
Will it form there?
Or closer to here?
As in close in to the SE coast?
Inquiring tropical minds are wondering.
Note the yellow closer to the islands below.
Inquiring minds are discussing it.
God I love his maps.
His intelligence is a thing of beauty.
Knowledge of weather history.
Student of the pattern....
... as the pattern is what gets you there in the end.
I'm musing here.
Did I mention the cicadas are crazy noisy today??
Above is our African Yellow Area.
It started to come off Red and Purple.
And then it went yellow.
Then it went poofish as seen below.
It kind of shot off at a high latitude.
North of the ITCZ
Maybe it heard this was the Year of the Subtropical?
It's all a process as a pattern sets up.
Wave train suppressed South by a Strong High.
Waves have been flaring up further West.
Keep watching.
Note the lead old wave.
Yeah not much to look at.
But give it a few days.
Time does tell.
I'll always remember when I was a little girl sitting on my father's lap watching the Ed Sullivan show and Peggy Lee came on singing "Is that all there is?" and he said....."I've always liked her." It was an odd moment. She was old, not very beautiful in a traditional way but a voice kind of like a husky angel. Didn't look anything like my mother who often had to take in size 2 gowns to wear to family events. A few years later he showed told me he always thought Anne Miller was wonderful and I began to see a trend here. Either way they were both older and not what I thought of as classically beautiful, yet they were classic great song stylists who obviously had quite a bit of sex appeal in their time.
When looking at the latest wave to roll off the coast of Africa and seem to fizzle fast as it hits the water I wonder to myself, "Is that all there is?"
As for Hurricane Lane that isn't wall there is .... there's always some surprise with Lane, currently Invest 95C in it's Eastern bands........
Cat 2 Lane to the left.
Strong area of convection with a tiny tail is Invest 95C.
Good thoughts on Invest 95C above.
A summary of Hurricane Lane below.
Mind you no one in Hawaii is singing that tune "Is that all there is?" They have been dealing for months with a volcano and it's deadly, destructive lava flow taking out who neighborhoods on it's way down hill to the water where it crackled and put on a whole bigger show than the last few African waves that fizzled when they hit the water. Now they have a hurricane with an odd tag along Invest behind it and a fire has broken out on Maui obviously stirred up fast with stronger than normal winds. No one wants to know what comes next. Landslides and on the Invest behind Lane that might change or rearrange the flow of moisture towards a part of the Islands not expected to get such a strong piece of Lane. Time will tell.
Remember when....
That was May.
A few months back.
Cantore posed the question earlier on TWC during their ongoing coverage as to how the two might interact. Could there be the tiniest subsidence issue holding back the moisture from the hurricane? Could the rain from the hurricane hitting the hot lava......(fill in the blank with your own question) make a difference or ??? Seriously for a real scientist the list could go on forever as rarely do you have two such Earth Science events happen in the same area. Skeptics would just laugh it off and say the hurricane is going to fizzle by the time it "hits Hawaii" and just be a bunch of rain and wind and the usual flooding that occurs from such rain will happen and nothing more. I'm pretty sure that person isn't in Hawaii. Many geologists love to follow meteorology, but always deny the weather can affect geology in any way; most are what I call closest meteorologists for the obvious reason as they watch weather message boards and slurk around on Reddit. Some question whether heavy rain can help trigger small earthquakes, many say it isn't true but when I lived in California the government was studying an area out in the High Dessert that is always shaking and sometimes gets high rain fall amounts during the very short rainy season to see if there was an increase or decrease in the ongoing tremors. Then there is the whole fracking debate, but I'm not going there. Obviously I'm a closet geologists. Don't tell anyone. (Especially my favorite geologist...)
What is really interesting is that after Lane has fallen apart and the people of Hawaii try to clean up from whatever Lane dished out then Lane will be studied over time by meteorologists to see why this storm was so unique that it took a road many have not taken. It also has that friend known as Invest 95C that formed in it's wake and is being "investigated" to see "what the heck it's doing and how did it get there?" as usually a slow moving tropical system has some upwelling (it's moving slow) and the outflow makes it hard for anything nearby to spin (it has a huge outflow) and yet it's there. It's actually very reminiscent of the second center of convection of Matthew, but that was a part of the actual system not a system in it's tail with it's own designation on NRL. It would be like a small comet showing up in the tail of Hailey's Comet. Yeah, I like astronomy too. Things like this will be studied over time under the greater umbrellas of "Hurricane Lane" and as always we learn and we getting better as knowledge is power.
Lane with the little area of strong convection in it's tail.
Matthew with it's odd larger double center.
It wasn't really a "center"
It was a second area of deep convection.
Not the same but we remember Matthew well.
As for Lane....
Category 2, 110 MPH moving North very slowly at 5 MPH as of 11 AM on Friday morning. As for me I'm going to shut the window soon if the cicadas don't stop singing. I'm not a fan. But loving the last cooler days of Summertime before the heat returns later this weekend. I'm chilled, resting a bit, writing while the eggplant is cooking in the oven for Baba Ganoush and enjoying just musing a bit. The only cones in my part of the world have frozen yogurt in them. Nothing I need to convey but somethings I want to convey.
My mother loved Lena Horne. My parents obviously had different tastes in both music and pretty much everything else. They had a long marriage and a good sense of humor that probably kept them together. That and my mother made various eggplant dishes for my father every Shabbos as it was his favorite vegetable. My mother was a singer when she was younger doing appearing as a featured coloratura soprano and sometimes sneaking out to sing with a Band when she was way underage but dressed up with lots of make up. She loved music.
As for me I'm waiting for the leaves to start to fall and turn colors and it's not too cold to go out and the heat has evaporated by the progression of time and seasons moving swiftly in this region from one season to another. Fall in the Carolinas is a long, beautiful season even if you are not a fan or orange, red or Peter Yellow. (Yeah in a mood today) but it's still so beautiful.
Have a very wonderful weekend.
Not sure yet what I'm doing.
Going with the flow....
Seeing what feels right.
Some weather and some football...
And listening to music.
A song I love and can't stop dancing too.
Besos BobbiStorm
@bobbistorm on Twitter
Ps... The Bottom Line here is that Hurricane Lane like Peggy Lee when I saw her singing on that show isn't as photogenic as she was a few days ago. The shape of a Category 5 hurricane is gone and yet the dangers that Hawaii faces from fire and rain are very present. The ever changing images of Hurricane Lane are still beautiful even if far away in a different ocean. Yet this particular beautiful Pacific hurricane is endangering the lives of people in the State of Hawaii not missing the islands as most of them do. So just because it weakened as predicted and will take a track away from the islands most likely - it has inherent dangers still present that people in Hawaii that present a clear and present danger. Being repetitive here on purpose. No laughing matter. Meanwhile I'll be looping while I cook tonight's Friday night Sabbath dinner and dancing around in the kitchen to the music. Music from today and yesterday, but mostly today.
Tropical Update. Slow Day in the Atlantic Basin. Hurricane Lane Threatens Hawaii. A Long Read on a City I love South Florida.. Overbuilt? Global Warming or Pollution and Too Many People Living on a Sandbar and a Drained Swamp at the River's Edge?
Not much going on in the Atlantic today.
Some ULLs in the Atlantic with potential...
...for Subtropical Storm status possibly.
Huge wave complex in East Atlantic.
Small wave hanging on in the Caribbean.
Frontal boundary near South Florida...
...could be a problem down the road.
SAL is losing it's grip on the Atlantic.
Water is warming up.
Shear is lessening in some areas.
Now we wait for surface pressures to drop.
A few days ago I misquoted Jim Williams in that I wanted to say he said one of the main reasons for the lack of development in the Atlantic is that surface pressures were NOT low and apparently I said they were low. He's a Virgo born during the height of the hurricane season in September and he's got an awesome eye for detail; he's a perfectionist. Sorry on that there... wanted to give him some credit but messed it up. Maybe it was wishful thinking on my part :(
Excellent graphic he put up on Twitter today.
It's actually a complex process to get hurricanes to form.
Last year they formed everywhere often.
This year we are back to a basically average season.
Good.. many in the Islands and Florida are still recovering.
Houston is still recovering.
This may be the Year of the Subtropical.
But in a week to ten days Climo should kick in..
.... and we will have more tropical events to discuss.
WARNING...
The rest of this is a long rant.
The part on today in the tropics is done.
I'll get back to normal tomorrow.
I needed to rant....
... I needed to go long today.
So continue if you wish.
Really a post on Miami History.
And the history of flooding in coastal cities.
What do New Orleans, Charleston and Miami...
...have in common?
They were built by the coast near a river over a marsh.
Marsh or Swamp it's basically the same thing.
***
Today I'm talking on Miami.
Seems Miami is often in the news...
Often it's crazy stories.
Often it's real concerns.
Often when it's slow in the tropics...
...some bring up how Miami will be under water soon.
Not from a Cat 5 Hurricane but from Global Warming.
I prefer to blame it on people and pollution.
On poor planning and ignoring real problems.
Miami was built at the edge of the Everglades.
Between the Glades that began around SW 27th Avenue ..
..and beautiful Biscayne Bay.
It was swamp land mostly.
It's now common for people to live past SW 137th Avenue.
To make matters worse...
..we paved over the barrier island
that was basically a sandbar.
AKA Miami Beach.
People used to picnic there.
It should never have been built up the way it was...
...but it was and it is what it is.
A beautiful place.
But it's still a sandbar in the Ocean.
Years ago every storm rearranged the shore line.
Miami once looked like this below.
Brickell Property.
A home, a trading post at the mouth of the river.
Now that same spot looks like this below.
One of my favorite places.
Almost the same spot as above.
You can see the mouth of the Miami River below.
That's where the picture above was taken years ago.
This is a long rant today on the stupidity of calling the lack of Urban Planning back when some cities were built up onto "Global Warming" and why that diminishes the real dangers of Global Warming and Pollution that exist and need to be resolved by lumping in every day greed and ignorance into the file labeled "Global Warming" when it's just a total lack of common sense. A lack of common sense that we decided to build on sandbars that were barrier islands to coastal marshy, swampy areas on the mainland that had some high ground for the early settlers to live that were later built up into large metropolitan cities. When the early settlers settled they settled onto the areas of high ground and avoided the low lying marshy areas. In the case of barrier islands like Miami Beach no one lived there people just rowed over on Sunday to go to the beach and then rowed back at sunset. They are barrier islands, they were sandbars and nothing more. Very beautiful sandbars then and very beautiful islands now that are wonderful to live on especially in the winter but because of the invention of Air Conditioning it became possible to live on them 365 days a year as long as the AC is running well.
Two links below to great articles explaining flooding problems in New Orleans and Charleston, two cities very similar to Miami in both lifestyle and ecological problems that are rooted in the fact that they were built over marshy areas on high ground between areas that flooded always and years later people tried to drain the marsh or fill in the marsh and build subdivisions with beautiful homes promising a beautiful place to live and play. And most of the time those places are indeed the best places to live until the rains set in or a hurricane makes landfall.
Key West is built on a small rock in the middle of the Florida Straits closer to Havana than Miami. Part of it was originally uninhabitable as it was a swampy, salt pond and low lying area prone to flooding. Early on the first cemetery built by the Atlantic Ocean flooded after a hurricane and the graves opened up and the bodies washed across the island; some call Bone Island today. The Church moved to higher ground, the lighthouse was moved to higher ground and people built on high ground and the cemetery was moved to near Solares Hill; it really is a hill by the way if you don't believe me walk it on a hot day in August. The island still floods but homes built on high ground actually have a smaller chance of flooding than most homes in Miami. Note the pictures from Hurricane Wilma showing the new parts of town where many people live flood vs Old Town that basically doesn't flood as much.
This blog post was inspired by an inane segment during the Tropical Update on TWC about Sea Level Rise in Miami and Miami Beach and how in less than a decade Miami Beach may be under water. Talk about alarmist headlines before the commercial to get viewers to stay tuned to a tropical update when there is nothing to talk about in the Atlantic Tropical Basin today. Yes, Hurricane Lane is headed towards Hawaii and that's something to talk about if you are interested in Hawaii, but most people who watch TWC live in areas that care more about the GOM, Caribbean and East Coast landfalling hurricanes. So as the TWC has an ongoing agenda to talk to Global Warming they decided to show an segment explaining how Miami Beach won't exist much longer because of Global Warming an in less than a decade it may be gone, under sea. Maybe it's an attempt to make travel advertisers happy that everyone will rush out and take a trip down to Miami Beach fast while it's still there.
Obviously if you want a real Tropical Update check out Mike on Facebook or @tropicalupdate on Twitter as he was smarter than TWC realizing he could get that Twitter handle before they did and should have .... seriously go with someone smart. Go with Mike. And, I'll add in the Naples to Tampa area on the West Coast has many of these same problems though to be fair it's built on higher land for the most part than Miami but the boom time was good in the 1920s selling waterfront property in the Tampa Bay area and that property is now worth a fortune. Even more so they are lucky as rarely do they get a hurricane so people feel Tampa and St. Pete are safer than living in Miami which the world identifies with Hurricanes... even the local college football team is "The Hurricanes"
Mike is covering Hurricane Lane today in the Pacific if you want to see models for how Hawaii may get creamed or at last some weather from Lane. At least in Miami and Tampa we don't have to add volcanoes to the list of natural disasters to worry on.... though originally volcanoes did exist according to the geological history of Florida shown later in this post.
Miami Beach flooding during high tides and during the different phases of the moon in conjunction with tropical events and winter storms has less to do with Global Warming than over population growth and decades of a lack of urban planning. Trust me if I felt this was Global Warming (a real issue that needs to be discussed) I'd go there but I lived there on Miami Beach as early as the early 1970s and every full moon or heavy rain parts of town, the same parts of town, flooded. Specifically the low parts of town that probably should never have been built up the way they were back when we drained the swamps, rebuilt the natural shoreline and paved over what was a barrier island barely more than a sandbar with a beach on the Atlantic Side and tried to make it into a beautiful city where people up north in the winter could come and spend their money before going back to the frozen North.
I wrote about this in 2008 when I got stuck in a flood on Alton Road trying to get back to work on my lunch break. I was a few blocks from where my friend used to live in a nice house on Monad Terrace that used to flood so badly she often had several inches of water in her house that had to be drained out when the tides were high or a storm was nearby back in the early 1970s. Nothing has changed except they tore down those homes and put in better drains and built beautiful high rises near Monad Terrace and it still floods sometimes as it's built at the edge of Biscayne Bay on the beautiful barrier island of Miami Beach. My friend moved, by the way, to Coral Springs where it's also built on what was the Everglades but it is less prone to flooding as they have less people and better drains.
Miami Beach was a sandbar with mangroves growing on it and a shoreline that came and went with the tides providing a place for people in Miami to take a boat over to to it on Sunday and picnic on the sandy beach on the East side of the sandbar. It's not like Abilene is sinking, Miami Beach was a sandbar and now it's a built up sandbar. . We literally paved over paradise and built a city on a sandbar. And, no big surprise... it floods. Once upon a time early builders drained swamp land to grow crops then that boom gave way to the Real Estate Boom as they knocked down the orange trees and build subdivisions. They drained the Everglades originally by blowing up the area known as the Rapids on the Miami River and dredged up sand from the bottom of Biscayne Bay to build water front property but somehow never realized or worried they might be creating a flooding problem. First it was all about farming on the rich, fertile soil from drained swamp lands, then it was about real estate. Miami is always changing, rearranging and yet it always has to deal with it's inherent natural problems such as monsoons, hurricane season and now over population in a place not meant to support that many people living there. But who can blame anyone who wants to live there? It truly is paradise.
So the Farming Boom gave way to the Real Estate Boom and they knocked down the orange trees and build subdivisions. Years later to correct this problem in an attempt to control the flooding the South Florida Management Department was created. They built a series of canals from "the Lake" and a web was created that went out across Miami to help alleviate or really control flooding and provide metered water across the general area. When "they" (powers that be in the government) are afraid a hurricanes may make landfall after heavy rains during the Monsoon Season they are prone to letting more water out of the Lake to stop flooding there and "control" the flooding problem. Then a tropical depression wanders slowly off shore as a cold front is moving down and stalls out and it rains heavy and because the beautiful canals and creeks (especially on Miami Beach) are already at a high level due to months of rain and the release of water ... it floods really badly.
You can't fix stupid. That's a saying you hear often and it's true. But we tend to do stupid things in life and you can either buy a boat you can't afford or show a segment on how Miami is flooding without doing the historical research and show old video from about five years ago or more when they were doing construction on that street that was flooding. Maybe we should really worry on how we have overbuilt on a sandbar and allowed builders who usually give big gifts to local officials to do anything they want in the name of "progress" and let someone else worry on the consequences. Once the City of North Miami Beach accepted a bid to build a huge skyscraper on bay front property and after construction started it was found out that they ignored the fact that they were including bay bottom in the land density study and construction was thankfully halted while the property sat for years until the issue was resolved. No you cannot park cars on the bay bottom. Duh.
It's not stupid to want to live on Miami Beach. I lived there and would again if I had the money (several million) to live where I wanted to live but in general it is an overgrown barrier island that is too built up and filled with tourists and drifters who drift in and drift out and really not the way it was when I lived there in the early 1970s; a small town feel often visited by tourists during a "SEASON" however now it's a town with all year tourists coming and going from Europe, Russia, South America and the regular "Up North" places such as Cleveland, New York City, Boston, etc.
Dolly Parton made a joke once when she had a wardrobe malfunction on stage that often happens to big busted women wearing skimpy clothes with a revealing top made to reveal their beautiful form. She laughed it off saying something to the effect of her Mama always told her you can't put X amount of whatever into a bag too small. You get the idea, and trust me she is right. I'm well endowed and I'll never be able to wear those really pretty silky colorful lacy bras they make for girls with a 34 A bra or even a 38 B bra it just ain't gonna happen. Finding something comfortable and cute that doesn't have steel structure built into it that actually works and feels good is about as difficult as trying to figure out how to build up a sandbar and yet control the effect of that many people living on the sandbar during the rainy season.
Please don't be a hater. This is not an Anti Global Warming Post. It's a post about getting a grip on reality and having common sense. It's a long read and there is nothing much to write about in the tropics today and I am pissed off at TWC because I stupidly waited around this morning for ten minutes for the update to see what they would say about the weak tropical wave in the Atlantic and the remnants of the old one swimming in the Caribbean and they did a segment on how Miami Beach is going under due to Global Warming. Obviously the same producer who thought it would be "cute" to do a segment on the adorable little Iguanas (the most hated reptile in all of South Florida) thought to do the segment on Miami Beach Flooding during the Tropical Update. Iguanas were exotic imported pets released into the edge of the neighborhood (IE a dirt road out in the Everglades) and who reproduced faster than bunnies and lay around on people's patios in West Broward sunning themselves and pooping in people's pools. There is nothing "cute" about them when they become a bigger pest than the flying cockroach previously named sarcastically as Florida's State Bird. After last year's Zika scare they renamed the State Bird the Mosquito. Why people want to live there all year is another question for a Psychology Blog. Add in pet snakes that were released into the Everglades swimming through man made flood control canals into neighborhoods and crawling up into the back yard chasing away the Iguanas .... it's a marshland...it's a swamp! For most of the history of Planet Earth South Florida was a SWAMP. We drained the swamp, we dredged bay bottom up onto the drained swamp and built a beautiful place to live but it's still a paved swamp. Florida has a rich geological history worth reading,
There were no Urban Planning Rules back when... the rule was make money fast and keep building. And, people came and now what was once an 2 hour and a half hour drive across the Everglades from Miami to Naples is mostly homes and about 30 good minutes of Everglades. We actually once had volcanoes............many, many years ago. It rose up out of the sea, parts dropped back, it's a good read. Man has only been living there as we know it for the last 100 years or so. When my Great Great Grandparents lived in Key West in the 1880s there wasn't even a mail stop for the schooners in Miami the mail was dropped off at Coconut Grove.
People have always wanted to live near the water. In the old days they needed a river for drainage, power and to transport their goods. It was common to live near the mouth of a river and a profitable place to live as ships came and went and commerce was good. It was and still is pretty, there is something beautiful about a river and a town built on a river is usually a pretty place to visit than some small town inland. Nothing I love more in North Carolina than to walk along the river at Wilmington and watch the sun set as the large ships navigate up the Cape Fear River on a beautiful day.
Charleston was such a town built basically on a Marsh, down near the river port with ships coming and going and people tried to build their homes on the "high ground" that was less likely to flood.
New Orleans is just such a town. People learned early on the "French Quarter" doesn't flood as much so they built there and lived there and life went on. Then suburbia became a thing mostly after everyone owned a car and the soldiers came home from war and the Baby Boom exploded and Vets were offered free loans on cute little homes in places near New Orleans and out in the Southwest region of Miami where the swamps were drained to build subdivisions and Charleston expanded the same way up to the North into the suburbs that were built over marsh land. Low cost housing often is build on low lying land on the outskirts of town designed to provide a good, affordable living space to people who can't afford to live elsewhere. Think Hurricane Katrina.
Marsh land tends to flood.
And people moved there before the Baby Boom, but demographically most suburbs in America exploded after the War when soldiers came home, wanted to put down roots where they could afford and got free VA loans to buy a small 2 bedroom houses with a carport that could be closed in for a family room or a 3rd bedroom depending on your needs. Life was good. People were happy. It sounded like a good idea.
Here we are in 2018 with huge cities such as Aventura built over what was marsh land between the main land the barrier islands (now Miami Beach and Sunny Isles) and when there is a heavy rain it floods. People flush their toilets often and where do you think the water goes? People use way too much water and where do you think the excess goes? Tourists who have little interest in preserving paradise while they are there for the day before they take a week cruise to the Caribbean toss their garbage down into the street and near the sewers. The City of Miami Beach has cute signs reminding the tourists the sewers go out into Biscayne Bay and fish live there. Yeah.... and most tourists don't care and the sewers clog up and when it rains it floods that much faster than it used to. Years ago "Tourist Season" was from late November until March; now it's year round and many more tourists come to visit than they used to in 1925 or even 1950.
This is more a case of unchecked growth in areas that should have been carefully regulated from day one with limits on how many people could live there and how high the buildings should have been built. Density and urban planning weren't in demand back then when they named areas "Sunny Isles" which basically meant "come on down in the Winter to where it's always sunny" and greed sped up the growth in South Florida to a point where you can no longer drive anywhere without tons of traffic or paying a fortune to be in the "Express Lane" on the Freeway or pay the Uber Drive to navigate the mess while you sit in the back and play online on your phone or even do business on your phone rather than spend an hour trying to navigate through the maze that is South Florida traffic. Time is money, big deals are made in the back seat of Uber Cars while business flows even if traffic does not.
I live in Carolina now. I love Miami and South Florida. I also love New Orleans, Key West and other coastal cities, but I'm aware of the history there and most people are not.
Common Sense is not so common as Voltaire said. He was so right.
Besos BobbiStorm
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Ps.... We need to stop polluting our beautiful country and take responsibility for what we do in the name of progress. In order to do so we need to appreciate the natural beauty of our land and preserve it's beauty. If it means less people live in South Florida than so be it. There are only so many people you can put on a sandbar in the middle of the ocean and expect life to go on as naturally as it was once before Carl Fisher had a dream. Best historian I know, a good friend and one of my favorite people Dr. Paul George explains the story of Miami below. I love Miami but the dense population creates it's own problems and there is a reality that we really did pave over paradise and built the Palmetto Expressway.
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